North Mountain Inn Song
I was inspired to write this parody by one of the most popular characters, Chubediah, who sadly passed in March of 2022. “Chub” could often be seen jamming with friends at The North Mountain Inn.
To the tune of “What’s Up” by The 4-Non Blondes.
The North Mountain Inn Song
All these years and here we are, having a drink at our favorite bar.
The North Mountain Inn.
It doesn’t take long to realize the beer is still cold, and the food is still hot.
Amen! And the staff is amazing!
So Beam Me Up Scotty with a Jaeger Bomb, Lemon Drops, and a Sweet Blow Job (oh yeah)!
And Buttery Nipples!
Someone will call for our favorite shot, it tastes really good and we drink it a lot. And we’ll scream from the top of our lungs we want a fireball!
And I said yeah yeah yeah,
And I said yeah yeah yeah,
I said yeah! We want a fireball!
And I said yeah yeah yeah,
And I said yeah yeah yeah,
Raise your glass to Chubediah!
[Spoken]
That’s right. The first toast of this song STILL goes to our old friend Chub. The handsome young
fella’ in that picture up there on the wall. It seems like only yesterday he was sitting here, shirtless, strumming on his guitar getting us to laugh and be happy. We miss you Chub, it ain’t the same without you… Okay, listen up this next part’s important.
Because the staff, oh my God the staff, they bust their f*** ass.
At the North Mountain Inn.
So reward the bartender and the kitchen staff.
Reward them with your cold hard cash -for their contribution!
And Beam Me Up Scotty with a Jeager Bomb,
Lemon Drops, Sweet Blowjobs (with whipped Cream),
And Slippery Nipples.
Someone will call for our favorite shot, it tastes really good and we drink it a lot. We’ll scream from the top of our lungs we want a fireball!
And I said hey hey hey,
And I said hey hey hey,
I said hey. Come on! We want a fireball!
And I said hey hey hey,
And I said hey hey hey,
I said hey. Come on! We want a fireball!
And I said hey hey hey,
And I said hey hey hey,
Raise a toast! To your family and friends!
And I said hey hey hey,
And I said hey hey hey,
Make a toast! With all of your friends
[Spoken]
Another fun day Sunday at the North Mountain Inn. I want to thank our host for making me sound good! This is so much fun and I hope to do it again.
All these years and here we are. . .
Having a drink at our favorite bar. . .
The North Mountain Inn.
by Doug Bayliss
20-Aug-2022
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