Gotta’ Pee Right Now
I’ve learned a good songwriter will express their thoughts and feelings from the heart!
Gotta’ Pee Right Now
I wrote words to the tune of the William Tell Overture (Lone Ranger Theme) and couldn’t resist making this “stitch” to a Tic-Tok video!
It’s a lot faster than I thought!
Making this diagram helped me map out the words. Count and (+) 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and repeat many times!
| + | 1 | + | 2 | + | 3 | + | 4 | + | 1 | + | 2 | + | 3 | + | 4 |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | So | get | out | of | my | fu | ny | way |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | So | get | out | of | my | fu | ny | way |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | I | might | just | have-to | use | a | mop! |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | you | just | might | want-to | throw | me | out. |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | I | might | just | have-an | ac- | ci- | dent. |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | It | might | just | be-a | sa- | cra- | ment?! |
| It | sure | Would-be-nice-to | Stop-and-reminise | Of-a | Time | In-my | life | without a Urol-o gist | |||||||
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | So | get | out | of | my | fu | ny | way |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | So | get | out | of | my | fu | ny | way |
| – | It | can | blow | your | mi- | i- | -i | nd | – | de- | -stroy | your | con- | fi- | dence |
| When | – | you | wake | up | – | with | in | – | con- | – | ti- | nense | |||
| – | It | can | blow | your | mi- | i- | -i | nd | – | de- | -stroy | your | con- | fi- | dence |
| When | – | you | wake | up | – | with | in | – | con- | – | ti- | nense | |||
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | I | might | just | have-to | use | a | mop! |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | you | just | might | want-to | throw | me | out. |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | I | might | just | have-an | ac- | ci- | dent. |
| If | I | don’t | get | to | the | bath | room | now | It | might | just | be-a | sa- | cra- | ment?! |
| It | sure | would | be | Nice-to | Stop-and | remi- | nece. | Of-a | Time-in | My-life | without | Ur- | rol- | o- | gists. |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now |
| Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now | Gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | gotta’ | pee | right | now |
| So | get | out | OF-MY | FU | NY | WAY | |||||||||
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Doug “Keyboard” Bayliss
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