With a story about Joe Biden’s uncle being eaten by cannibals, today’s breaking news (April 20, 2024) is set for another round of absurdity!

CANNIBAL JOE

There once was a cannibal named Joe,
Who loved to eat people head-to-toe?

He dined on their flesh,
After boiling them to death!

The president’s uncle left him feeling refreshed,
Don’t ‘ya know?

On a mission to New Guinea in ‘44,
A plane engine failed -he jumped out the door.

He fell from the sky,
And in the wink of an eye,
Is an ingredient in fresh Shepherd’s Pie!

So if your uncle’s been missing,
since World War II,
Among flesh-eating people,
Cooking fresh stew.

Just mumble and bumble,
and make up some lies,
About your uncle’s fate,
And Cannibal Joe’s french fries!

HAHA! by
Doug Bayliss

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No disrespect for anyone who served in WWII, civilian or otherwise.